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"Dickson, You are so lazy you would marry a pregnant woman!" - H.S. Math Teacher

Why I don't have a girlfriend.

Why don't I have a girlfriend? This is among many other questions that I often ponder. It is my belief that everything can be solved scientifically, and thus mathematically and today, I think I have found a satisfactory answer to my question. Here is a paper that presents in a resonable and logical fashion of why I don't and probably will never get a girlfriend. It is CLEARLY not my fault. I was born against the odds.

Actually, Annie sent me that link...thanks for confirming my fears. I owe you one. BUT in case somebody wants to help me beat those odds, feel free to email at dicksonw@ualberta.ca. I'm great, even late!

Published 02-03-2004 11:30 by dicksonw
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mack@mastermaq.ca (MasterMaq) said:

Not quite as witty as "once you go Mack you never go back", but good ;)
March 2, 2004 11:32 PM
 

gobi said:

I heard Darwin is lonely after SeaQuest got cancelled..
March 3, 2004 3:14 AM
 

Inge said:

Numbers or no numbers, the odds are against you b/c somehow evolution should have eradicated you and your ugly brethren from the planet, I'm glad to see that somehow, evolution is back on track
March 4, 2004 9:57 PM
 

andrea said:

i laughed so hard at the title of this blog, and all these reasons came into my head....
March 6, 2004 6:26 PM
 

megs said:

do you really need us to tell you why you don't have a girlfriend?
March 9, 2004 8:38 AM
 

Dickson Wong said:

No need..I already know...I'm just too perfect.
March 9, 2004 10:59 AM

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