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"Dickson, You are so lazy you would marry a pregnant woman!" - H.S. Math Teacher

I'm screwed...

I was getting my pictures taken for my passport yesterday afternoon and because of strict photo requirements, it took quite a few times before I got it right.  The requirements are no blinking, no glasses and no smiling.  Sounds easy?  Apparently not for me.  Every picture I managed to blink my eyes.  After a few times of failure, we spent the next couple trials just with a practice flash and even then I couldn't do it.  He then told me if I didn't get it right, I might not be going to China!  So with renewed effort and countless more pictures, we ended up with one picture where my eyes were only “closed one fifth”.  Good enough for me! And before I left, he told me I'm screwed for my wedding photos!  THANKS DUDE! 

 

Published 05-07-2004 06:10 by dicksonw
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megs said:

its ok, you'll be blocked out by your pregnant bride's stomach. no one will even notice!
July 5, 2004 7:53 PM
 

~M* said:

LOL! haha... that's funny, but yeah, i've heard about those strict requirements... sounds lame... =(
July 5, 2004 8:28 PM
 

Inge said:

hell when I look at you I wanna close my eyes
July 5, 2004 8:55 PM
 

megs said:

so mean, inge. so so mean. :)
July 5, 2004 10:25 PM
 

Mack D. Male said:

I would say 95% of the pictures you have your eyes are closed lol...

Glad to see your blog working 24/7!
July 6, 2004 11:06 AM
 

Dickson Wong said:

I'm going to staple your eyes shut andrew.
July 6, 2004 11:13 AM
 

Inge said:

I'm gonna weld your eyelids shut and then solder your mouth closed so that you can cut your losses on just how retarded you are

Have a nice day, sucka!!!!
July 6, 2004 11:59 AM
 

Inge said:

oh and in reference to megan's first comment, I'm guessing you mean that she'll be pregnant from another man when they're getting married, I mean I told Dickson I wouldn't say anything but let's just say his soldiers have no delivery system to get them to the front lines
July 6, 2004 12:05 PM
 

jen said:

that's ok dicks, that's just their nice way of saying that your picture is too ugly..jk
July 6, 2004 2:27 PM
 

INGE said:

owned!!! biotch now go buy a shovel and start digging
July 6, 2004 10:31 PM

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