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NEWS: Man robs bank with rusty pitch fork!

This is a funny piece of article I found on cnn.  I'm not sure how well this man wields the pitch fork but I would think a pitch fork would be a far less than ideal weapon to rob a bank due to its size and bulkiness!  He would have been better off charging in with a long, sharpened meat knife.  Which brings in another question..how hard is it to take out or dodge a person holding a pitch fork?  If you're a teller, just step back.  Then what is he going to do?  Jump over the counter with a pitch fork?  If you're a customer, how hard is it to outrun or dodge the attacks?  People are getting sissy I tell you!
Published 08-09-2004 06:23 by dicksonw
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Mack D. Male said:

haha so true...he's probably unsteady weilding a big pitch fork...

btw, congrats on 100 posts!
September 8, 2004 8:39 AM
 

Inge said:

he's probably drunk or retarded thinking that he'd use a pitchfork, so it's not like he's smart enough to actually know how to use it....

he was probably thinkin "man maw, I need me some muney, I think Imma go and rob that bank for some muney...haw haw haw" fucking yanks

congratulations on 100, here's too 100 years old ,and 100 posts lol
September 8, 2004 8:36 PM
 

Nojoiho Begognede said:

I think the last message was a little to the extreme on thems dirty wordys.
September 10, 2004 7:11 AM
 

Henderson Anderson said:

I was a little bit too extreme for me! I was a crazy thing
September 10, 2004 7:13 AM

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