Did you ever forget your significant one's birthday? Perhaps it was your wedding anniversary? Or do you simply not remember what you did? Fear not because this site offers quick generation of apologies for various disaster-like situations. It even has a version for women.
Here's a sample:
From:
To:
Subject:"I truly apologize..."
Dear, Equal Partner in All Matters,
I'm prepared to take my own life for neglecting to clean my hair out of the drain. I was on my knees worshipping your shrine,
and thought it could wait.
So I'm thinking about how crazy your family is hoping you don't hack it off. Pleaselet me live.
Please help me through this. I'm only a man.
Love,
Your loving Significant Other
Thanks to Annie for finding the site!