I was listening to
The Bear radio station on my way to the office and the radio host was telling a case where a man hated his nagging wife so much that he did something that compelled the judge to sentence him to 9 months of house arrest. His response? He pleaded the judge to send him to jail instead because he rather do that than spend 9 months with his wife. Go get a divorce!
This also reminds me of one of Dave Chapelle's skit....
divorce marriage