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Overheard in Edmonton

While waiting for the LRT in Central station, three teenagers come down the stairs and try to figure out how to get to University station:

Teen #1: University station should just be one stop away from us. (Central is actually a few stops away)
Teen #2: Are you sure?
They stare at the LRT map. (The north and south end stations are denoted by color dots on the map)
Teen #3: Yeah, see the green dot? Thats where we are - meaning we're just one stop away..
Silence...
"Wait a minute..."



Have you seen a drunk man operate an ATM machine? I was waiting in line wondering what was taking so long as it was a few seconds each time before he pressed a button. After a minute, he surrenders and taking his card back, he just stands there looking blankly at the screen for a few more seconds. Finally, he turns around and tries to stumble his way out.

Me: "Something wrong with the machine?"
Drunk man: "No. Just me."

The joys of downtown on a friday night.
Published 07-04-2006 11:26 by dicksonw
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Inge said:

roflwtfpwndintehface!

goooood times!
April 8, 2006 5:32 PM

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